1. When people c u lying down, wid ur eyes closd dy still ask:- r u sleepin?
No! Em trainin 2 die.
2. When It's rainin & some1 notices u goin out, dy ask: - r u going out in dis rain?
No,in the next 1.
3. Ur friend calls ur home fone:- Where r u?
At de bus stop!
4. Dey see u wet comin 4m de bathroom:- Did u just hav a bath?
No, I fell in de toilet bowl !
5. U r standin rite in front of de elevator on the ground floor & dey ask:- Goin up?
No, no, em waitin 4 my apartmnt 2 come down & get me.
6. U bring a bunch of flowers 4 ur sweet heart. & dey ask:- r dose Fl.wers?
No baby! Dey r Carrots.
7. U'r on the queue 2 buy tickets de cinema, a friend saw u & ask:- wat r u doin here?
Em here 2 pay my uni fee..!
heeee…. heeee…. heeee....